Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
My favorite group costume....
Oops, I was sideways for a moment. Literally.
Ah, nothing brings a good time like tranny rap.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Since my last post I have had the movie Labyrinth stuck in my head. After re-watching it from Netflix I have figured out this equation:
George Lucas + Jim Henson + fat joint = Labyrinth.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
Now, we'll be looking for the rumored raccoon.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
It was a simple work task. Just change a few little baby light bulbs the size of a fucking jellybean. Who knew that they can explode with the force of a hurricane.
It didn't take too long for the ringing to leave my right ear and for my eyes return from seeing nothing but the "camera flash" white sphere of light floating before me. A slight shake to remove the glass from the hair and clothing and a quick check from the good Doctor and I was back to work.
I'm done with light bulbs. They are evil.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Next was a wonderful pork tenderloin and all the fixin's at Michaels house. We then proceded to get smashed on many many bottles of wine and a night cap of Vodka/Red Bull?????
The next day we took a ride across Tupelo, MS to Elvis Presley's birthplace. I've been a few times when I was younger, but I needed a refresher.
Yep, it was still a two-room shack. Just like I remembered it. But it was cool.
3rd meal was from the beautiful roadside Dairy Kream. A cheeseburger, some onion rings, and a milkshake that claimed to "bring everyone to the yard." Mine was a mixture of Butterscotch and Fudge as recommended by the little chubby girl taking my order thru a shoebox-sized window. I was happy. Well, happy until the toothless fah-reeks came around. Yeah, there was a total 'tard infestation but I enjoyed my milkshake nonetheless.
Dammit, I shoulda bought that Milkshake shirt.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
I'm feeling the urge to go rent Cannonball Run. The outtakes during the closing credits used to be the best part. Those people were WAY high.
Off to Netflix......