Thursday, December 31, 2009

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Without me, the puzzle is incomplete.

Just an extra boost to get me through our two-day Trunk Show at work.

This thing is straight from Hell.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

the chick in the yellow tried to sell me a joint.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

a late Voodoo Fest recap

A few shots from Voodoo Fest. Took me a while.

My favorite group costume....

Flaming Lips and their usual antics.....

Sissy Nobby and Katey Red, my personal highlights.....

Oops, I was sideways for a moment. Literally.

Ah, nothing brings a good time like tranny rap.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Where you going with a head like that?

Since my last post I have had the movie Labyrinth stuck in my head. After re-watching it from Netflix I have figured out this equation:

George Lucas + Jim Henson + fat joint = Labyrinth.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Hey Kny

Speaking of caterpillars on your garbage can......this one was on my garbage can at work. It's not half as cool as your snake-headed one. But I kind of expected it to sit up and start speaking like the one on Labyrinth!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Highly Recommended

B and I watched this last night. If you haven't seen it, you should. Great story and visuals. Also, Teri Hatcher may have found her calling with voice-overs. Watch it!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Sunday, September 6, 2009


We are refinishing our living room floors and we wanted to see what the under side of the floorboards looked like. So under the house I went. Brandy helped me spider-proof myself in Coveralls (with rubber bands around the wrists and ankles), rubber boots, gloves, goggles, a head lamp, and a classy Walmart bag tied around my head.

Found items:
3 really cool old bottles
some sort of bones that B thought weren't from an animal
1 old styrofoam Big Mac box
1 condom wrapper
3 spiders (not a problem thanks to aforementioned Walmart do-rag)
1 creepy round brick well that looked exactly like the one from "The Ring"

The old tooth we found in the closet was creepy enough. If I see some little girl with her hair hanging all in her face, it's over.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Oh, Possum!

This is the latest critter to find it's way into our yard. It was walking by our windows on the fence top. It made it to the backyard so we grabbed the flashlight. Bran had never seen one.

Now, we'll be looking for the rumored raccoon.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009


I totally snagged this from DListed. This is the most perverted thing I've heard in a while.

Monday, August 17, 2009


If I could, this is the EXACT party I would throw for the two of you.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Monday....on a Thursday

It was a simple work task. Just change a few little baby light bulbs the size of a fucking jellybean. Who knew that they can explode with the force of a hurricane.

It didn't take too long for the ringing to leave my right ear and for my eyes return from seeing nothing but the "camera flash" white sphere of light floating before me. A slight shake to remove the glass from the hair and clothing and a quick check from the good Doctor and I was back to work.

I'm done with light bulbs. They are evil.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

All Clear.....BUURRRPP!!!

After 5 long days of construction guys being at our house bright and early, and now that we have all of the new windows installed and lots of other various repairs done, it's time for me to sleep in and kick it "Homer Style" around the house. No more pants for this guy!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

M-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-hump back-hump back-I

Made a trip to Mississippi this weekend. Need I say that I found 3 delicious meals. One at the Pit & Cone, a BBQ and ice cream place. The sides weren't much to speak of, but I didn't come for the sides. The BBQ was something that New Orleans lacks. Maybe the ONLY food that we lack.

Next was a wonderful pork tenderloin and all the fixin's at Michaels house. We then proceded to get smashed on many many bottles of wine and a night cap of Vodka/Red Bull?????

The next day we took a ride across Tupelo, MS to Elvis Presley's birthplace. I've been a few times when I was younger, but I needed a refresher.

Yep, it was still a two-room shack. Just like I remembered it. But it was cool.

3rd meal was from the beautiful roadside Dairy Kream. A cheeseburger, some onion rings, and a milkshake that claimed to "bring everyone to the yard." Mine was a mixture of Butterscotch and Fudge as recommended by the little chubby girl taking my order thru a shoebox-sized window. I was happy. Well, happy until the toothless fah-reeks came around. Yeah, there was a total 'tard infestation but I enjoyed my milkshake nonetheless.

Dammit, I shoulda bought that Milkshake shirt.

Friday, July 3, 2009

I've been gypped!

I thought Happy Endings were only given with a massage. Does it come with A/C repair now?

Friday, June 26, 2009

With all of this talk about vamires lately with the True Blood series and Twilight and what have you, I can't stop thinking about one of my own vampire favorites.

Off to Netflix again.

Monday, June 8, 2009


Marly & Me

Calvin & Me

Why did I put myself through that?

Friday, June 5, 2009


Okay. It's time. I need a damn vacation. Work is for assholes.

I wanna go camping or beaching or just go "rough it" somewhere in this thing.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Santy Claws

So Kny invited me to play Santa with him and release a backpack full of his trinkets to the wild. It's a helluva lot more fun than dropping them at Goodwill. It's been a couple of days now and a few of them are still there. It's a good way to pass along a treasure. These are just a few. I only wish I could be there when some poor sap tries to use that pay phone with a rubber snake hanging on it. I'm such a damn child.

For Kevin

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Friday, May 15, 2009

almost paradise

I've been listening to Kenny Loggins for about 3 days now and I think I need some help. I can't control it any longer. He has me in his grip. Do you see that ball of light? That's me. I need an intervention. If you ask me to my face, I'll lie and say "IIII'm allllllri-eet!" Can't you hear my cries for help?

Friday, May 8, 2009

Dom da da dom dom da DOM!!!!!

I'm late finding out, but Captain Chaos died May 5th. I didn't hear until today. I almost dressed as him this past Mardi Gras. Poor Dom. How sad.

I'm feeling the urge to go rent Cannonball Run. The outtakes during the closing credits used to be the best part. Those people were WAY high.

Off to Netflix......

R.I.P Deluise.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Wild Thangs

I'm sure everyone has seen this trailer, but I'm posting it anyway 'cause I'm excited about it.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Thursday, April 23, 2009

A True Art Form

This is the pride of New Orleans. Enjoy the following video from local bounce rapper Sissy Nobby. You can check him out at .

(by the way, I taught that bitch those trashcan moves)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Easter 2009

Well, there was certainly a little less debauchery this year but no lack of fun and fancy Easter hats.

With our fancy Easter hats, we went to Boy's for a wonderful dinner. Everything was dee-lish. (special props to Belle's butter lamb and Boy's egg place-settings)

Cut to multiple bottles of Champagne downed, we head to the French Quarter for drinks. Then it's off the the House Of Blues for a Leslie Hall show. We found groovy lighting while waiting for the show to start.

Then the show started with a BANG! It was a great show and Leslie (and her kick-ass backup singers) rocked the house. That girl has some very impressive moves.

It was a bonus to run into her after the show. I drug her over to our little corner....telling her she's gotta meet my people. She put the "sweat" in "sweat hog" but she was lovely. (i know, that was mean)

Top it off with a night-cap at the Saint and Easter has been DID! A swell time, indeed.