Santy Claws

So Kny invited me to play Santa with him and release a backpack full of his trinkets to the wild. It's a helluva lot more fun than dropping them at Goodwill. It's been a couple of days now and a few of them are still there. It's a good way to pass along a treasure. These are just a few. I only wish I could be there when some poor sap tries to use that pay phone with a rubber snake hanging on it. I'm such a damn child.

For Kevin

The Calvinator

almost paradise

I've been listening to Kenny Loggins for about 3 days now and I think I need some help. I can't control it any longer. He has me in his grip. Do you see that ball of light? That's me. I need an intervention. If you ask me to my face, I'll lie and say "IIII'm allllllri-eet!" Can't you hear my cries for help?

Dom da da dom dom da DOM!!!!!

I'm late finding out, but Captain Chaos died May 5th. I didn't hear until today. I almost dressed as him this past Mardi Gras. Poor Dom. How sad.

I'm feeling the urge to go rent Cannonball Run. The outtakes during the closing credits used to be the best part. Those people were WAY high.

Off to Netflix......



R.I.P Deluise.